the most boring game in the world
photosynthesis · patience ·
watching things go by
01 — choose your plant
Tree
tall, patient, terrible at dancing
Flower
short, beautiful, dramatic about water
Shrub
medium, round, knows what it is
02 — where do you live
A pot, on a porch
safe. fewer things happen to you. you can see the fence.
In the ground
everything happens to you. everything.
03 — choose a disposition
Good
velvety leaves. butterflies visit. the kid waters you.
Evil
thorns. squirrels fear you. so does the kid, a little.
04 — name yourself
one action = one day.
collect sun only when it's sunny. water only when it rains.
that's it. that's the game.